On Alan Rickman’s birthday, I’ll say that I imagine in Galaxy Quest fandom, there’s a rift that’ll never be fixed. Half the fandom thinks it’s the “sons of Warvan”, as though Warvan was a patriarch. The other half thinks it’s the “suns of Warvan”, like Warvan is a planet. I think it’s suns of Warvan, for two reasons. One, since Grabthar’s hammer is a lifeless object, why not point the other half of the oath in a similar direction. Two, we don’t know anything about Warvan, or his sons. Even though Dr. Lazarus is one of the greatest characters ever …