Fuzzyologist Jane Goodall died at 91. She was not a relative of the great chess organizer Mike, but…
Mike was in court on a possession charge. Judge heard Mike’s last name, said: Any relation to Jane?
Instantly, Mike’s lawyer said: “They’re married, Your Honor”. Case dismissed.
“You’re kidding”, I said. “He bought that?!”
“That’s what I was paying him for”, Mike said about his counsel’s quick thinking, then shared a riddle. “What do you call a judge with an IQ of 50?”
“What.”
“Your Honor.”